So....

Dear Jerkface,
Long time no talk. Yeah, I know, I suck. Anyway, just wanted to update you on the latest
-4th of July was rather uneventful. You know, the usual...drink beer and watch shitty fireworks
-The album is coming along very nicely, and a small label has shown some interest. We'll see.
-My rent is going up 13%. Fuck New York Real Estate.
-I am now officially addicted to nicotine...fuck!
-I'm going home tomorrow to sit on a boat and roast my white ass skin in the sun, fuck yeah.